In my new job i've been tasked with something ugly. webifying a windows CLI command. in my venture to find a way for PHP to spawn an interactive shell I came across this site: CommandWindows.Com.
Yes, yes, yes... windows sucks and we all know it.
It turn's out good'ol sysinternals made psexec.exe with the purpose of spawning CLI commands that require interactive console(eg. Platform LSF tools).
Put this one in the books for some way back memory I hope to never need in the future.